"Gentle Bob" has been at it again. Just days after declining a request to attend a UN meeting to discuss the ongoing disputes surrounding the fragile state of Zimbabwe's "shared" home affairs department, the man affectionately known in his country as "Papa Huggsykins" has been caught partaking in a spot of good old fashioned MP-bashing.
On a routine trip to Singapore to attend a Celine Dion concert, Mugabe had a chance ran un with Swedish MP Fredrik Schulte. A famous Swede-phobe, Mugabe proceeded to attack the unfortunate westerner with his trademark finishing move, the "Farm-grabber-choke-slam".
"Diddums" stated Ban ki-Moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations.
David Miliband condemned the behaviour, expressing the view that "These shenanigans are certainly not on, clearly he only wants attention. If we all just ignore him he'll go away". When pressed to comment further, we got a phone call from his mother stating that 8pm was a completely inappropriate time to ring on a school night, as David had double maths in the morning.
More updates soon.
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